[Chojin]

Originally Posted by Rules and Guidelines

General Posting Guidelines:

3) When posting a new topic, please make sure it's something at least semi worthwhile. A post that simply contains the word "hi" or a single emoticon generally isn't going to do anything except waste people's time. If the majority of your posts are shorter than your signature file, that's probably a clear sign that you're not really adding anything valuable to any conversations.

5) Post Counts - It's not a contest here on the boards. Your post count means JACK SHIT. Just because you have 1000 posts doesn't mean you're going to all of a sudden gain a lot of respect, if anything, we'll just pity you for accumulating so many posts in such a short period of time. Do NOT make lots of posts just to simply drive up your post count. Anybody caught doing this will be warned the first time, and then banned if they're caught doing it again.

6) It's also not a humor contest here on the boards. For fucks sake, please just be yourself and not some flamboyant jackass who is trying to impress us all with how funny you are. If you're naturally funny, it will show. Just try to contribute to the conversations rather than ruining them. People in the GENERAL BLABBER forum REALLY need to keep this in mind.

7) Replying to topics - I cannot stress it enough when I say YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST. You people know who you are... you have this sick need to reply to every single thing that is posted on these forums even if it has nothing to do with you. If you have a desire to respond that frequently, try a fucking chat room.

9) Fighting with other mockers. Obviously people are going to argue, but if you want to actually duke it out with another mocker, we have a "Mock Wars" forum in which you can do it. Please keep it to that forum rather than filling up other forums with your back 'n forth insult fests. All philosophical/social/religious/politicial debates should be kept in the... you guessed it, "Philosophy/Sociology/Religion/Politics/News/etc" forum.

10) Sarcasm is rampant throughout these boards, so don't take everything that is said on here as a personal attack on you. Chances are, the person who made the comment doesn't even know who the hell you are... and even if they do, they don't care enough to address you personally. So don't go chasing them around in a ton of different threads trying to attack them, because that will just ruin what might be a good conversation. It's a humor site, so try to develop a sense of humor. I-Mockery isn't just about making mockeries of other things, it's being able to laugh at yourself. The sarge said it best when he said, "Here you are all equally worthless."