[Sethomas]

I joined facebook after months of not wanting to join facebook back in August 2004. Which, unless you're theapportioner, makes me better than you.

It started as a Harvard thing, then an Ivy League thing, then a Quasivy League thing, then a whatever school possible thing, and now any slob in a smelly t-shirt can join. I have a friend who works for them. It's great because when I'm home alone on a Saturday night, I can know up to the minute what my million friends are doing without me.