[Kitsa]

They gave me Dilaudid for something once and that was an experience. When people talked, their words stretched out and rippled and snapped like ribbons in the wind. Also, I made up a language in my head and it was hilarious to me.

A lot of people go on about how great Fentanyl is, but it never did much for me.

Normally I just turn down all that stuff and take Excedrin. But they don't want you taking aspirin if your mouth is bleeding.