[Dire Flamingo]

Well, today I got my Big Box O' DVDs I was expecting. I got UHF, Help! (Which I found on Amazon 'cause they don't make American copies any more), and some Weeds and Pee-Wee's Playhouse ones, all to watch on my ginormous new TV. Well, my cousin and aunt decided to stay at our house while they get carpet put in theirs, and my cousin has decided to rent all seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and watch them seemingly nonstop. And, because I've already seen all of them, I have been given to assignment to monitor the show to make sure it doesn't get "too innapropriate" and to "establish a common intrest with her".

I feel like I was just given a new puppy only to have somebody beat its head in with a baseball bat.