[bigtimecow]

another one from jackie martling:

a husband and wife wake up in their bed for a normal day, but before they get out of bed the wife says, "i had a dream last night. they were auctioning off penises. big ones were $100 and little ones were $10."

the husband says, "what about something like mine?"

"they were givin' 'em away."

the husband says, "well i had a dream last night too. they were auctioning off vaginas. little ones were $100 and big ones were $10."

the wife says, "what about something like mine?"

"that's where they held the auction."


ahhhh marriage