[darkvare]

i know one but i appologise for my spelling

okay here goes:
ther are 3 guys on a plane having difficulties on mid-air an american a japanesse and a mexican

pilot: "we are having several problems and one of you is gonna have to jump."
wothout hesitation the american stands up and screams "for the united states" and jumps out of the plane. a couple of minutes pass and the pilot repeats the message.
this time the mexican stands up and screams "for mexico", quickly grabs the japanesse and throws him out of the window. the end