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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian future
Jun 29th, 2011, 10:03 PM
An old classic:
A guy walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny pianist
Bartender: That's amazing! Where'd you get that?
Man: I came upon a magic beer can walking along the beach, when I picked it up, this genie came out of it and told me he would grant me one wish.
Bartender: Do you still have that beer can?
Man: No I left it where I found it
The man tells the bartender where the beer can is and the bartender tracks it down, when he finds it, he asks the genie for a million bucks, the next day the man comes back into the bar.
Bartender: What was up with that genie anyway? I asked it for a million bucks and when I got home there was a million ducks in my house.
Man: Do you really think I asked the genie for a 12 inch pianist?
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