[Zhukov]

I honestly don't know. She wasn't talking to me, and I sent her an email months ago asking if she wanted to talk. All of a sudden, she does. About Roller Derby.

I didn't even know what Roller Derby was until I read this thread. Then, soon after, the new girl at work wants me to join in with whatever it is you do at Roller Derby. Learn to Referee or some shit. As soon as I dodge that bullet, careening back into my life like a fat lesbian on roller skates, here comes Roller Derby again with my ex telling me all about god damn ROLLER DERBY. SHUT UP WORLD ABOUT ROLLER DERBY LEAVE ME IN PEACE.