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I may possibly run for office
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Uh, unless Mayor McCheese decides to step down, the leadership of McDonald Playland is closed to you. Also, you can rule out International Court Jester, as that position is going to be occupied by Dubya for the forseeable (and, I'll wager, unforseeable) future. Don't get me wrong. Your preposterous moralizing was amusing for about 15 seconds, which is about the same length of time I find the futile efforts of a moth bashing against a light bulb amusing before I get bored.
However, you may want to try to run for the position of Sanitation Manager in Dumbass, USA. Given you are the only constituent of that town, it should be a landslide victory.
Hmmm, on second thought, given the obvious boob that you are, you might want to invest your campaign money in a good campaign manager, like James Carville.