[James]

WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT GOTHYPOO:

1. His mom won't let him wear spikes, but she allows him to drive without a license.

2. He got a drunk 15-year old pregnant, but she may have been 14 then.

3. His child is the new Hitler. His name is Draco Abyss Darkmoon.

4. He broke up with her so that nobody would suspect he was the father, thus removing any sense of responsibility for his actions, even though everyone knows anyway.

5. He supports the demon spawn by posing nude for NAMBLA and letting big hairy men suck on his asshole.

6. He looks like a pale Backstreet Boy who lost his puppy.

7. His ex-girlfriend is a slut, as demonstrated by her being a 15-year old who gets drunks and fucks people like Gothypoo without any sort of protection.

8. He wrote a book all about Dragons, which was referenced in the Harry Potter series.

9. He changes his user pic every 3 days.

10. We'd all be much happier if him, and people like him, were removed from this board. We might even be inclined to show our appreciation though donations.