[Helm]

Yes, actually this is very nice thread.

Noob, dude, get out of that relationship. Fast. Go back in time and get out of this relationship two years ago. Go back in time and kill her when she is a baby. Even jesus would kill her. Seriously, if you were my friend (oh oh I mean if you were my real life friend, not internet cause you're alredy my internet friend i mean you know right ok sorry ) and she cut you off of me because of reason x, I'd go to her house and set her room on fire, after I locked her in. Don't ask me how I'd set her room on fire and then get out after having locked the door, it's magic. the magic of anger and decided hatred. Although I'd kick you in the groin to for going with it, too. Stick up for yourself.

Ok, that's it. Put her on. Tell her I want to talk to her right now. Get her on this thread. Make her post. I am going to have words with her right now