[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My unicorn ex got hooked on anal after a while. The first time I busted a nut in her butt I asked her what it felt like. She was like "it felt like a volcano went off inside me."

I've also given her a2m.

I think I already told the story about how I accidently plowed her ass in the shower. She was mad more at the fact that I didn't notice the difference....so I felt bad and took her to Dennys for breakfast.

She got some mud on the interior of my car and I kind of got mad at her. Then she yelled at me and was like "you made my asshole bleed for a week." I retorted with "yeah, but I got you moons over my hammy baby"