[mburbank]

Can't you just put a gun in your mouth and speed up the process?

Seriously, no one cares about whatever bad habits you engage in. It's just a stupid bad habit and addictive and feel free to do it if you want. Why do you have to tell us all about how it indicates you're a really great animal?

Can't you just say "I do a gross thing lots of other people do" and leave it at that? Does every twitch and spasm of your existence have to be a sign of your marvelousness?

"I'm a dog and I eat gassy food, so I have these dog farts? But they're Dog in the state of nature dog farts and they mean I'm a noble savage, and my choic e to have dog farts speaks volumes about the romance that is me."

No. No. They are just dog farts. Let it alone.