the summer before last the house next to ours was vacant and up on the hill there was a bunch of wild strawberry and my girlfriend and i (and our dog) would just wander around eating little strawberries and it was awesome but then this last summer some people had moved in and we didn't want them to ask us what we were doing
also there were some blackberry bushes but the birds always beat me to them.
another time when i worked at a cave there was a couple of blueberry bushes off the side of the road and i'd go out and keep an eye on them waiting for them to ripen and then one day i went out and they were fucking empty.
also if you go on the blue ridge parkway in the summer you'll often find cars on the side of the road and then catch some old people with buckets
jerks
fuck i love berries i want berries yum yum berry yum