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one time i was an an ihop with the only person i've ever met from the internet. he had the biggest smile on his face, and i asked what was funny, he said nothing. he sent me a text message that said "the guy behind you has a yoda tattoo."

also this gal that came into my food lion (FUCK) every so often had a quarter-sleeve? half-sleeve? i don't know, her shoulder-to-elbow was covered with a KISS tattoo.