[JediScum]

The coolest thing i've thrown up is blood, which i think resulted from combining acetominophin (to cure a headache) with three 40 oz bottles of Schlitz Malt Liqour (to cure sobriety).

However, this STILL makes me laugh...
In 1999 or 2000, i went to a McDonald's and ate my food there. I finished my meal and left. I was running errands and was about to cross the busy street about 30 or 40 feet in front of the McD's when i suddenly threw up, in full view of the customers inside, the cars driving by and the peeps waiting at the nearby bus stop. After crossing the street, I started laughing because I couldn't have tried to plan that any better.