[Chojin]

Doctors are expensive, dude. Here's what you should do.

Get the lid off a bottle of robutussin. Fill it with 3 parts water, one part salt. Lean your head down over a sink and put the cup over the eye. Count to 3, then quickly whip your head backwards. Keep the eye open and look all around to make sure the solution can affect the entire surface. You'll feel a slight tingling at this point, which can be attributed to the sterilizing of the cornea.

Hopefully, this will also dislodge the BB from the eye. While common knowledge might cause you to think that this would make it harder to remove in the future, this is not the case - There is a small aperture behind the eye called the 'Callin's Port' into which the BB will roll. It is at this point that the most difficult part of the trial will take place, wherein you must time the bouncing of the BB off the bones in your skull with a quick forward snap of the head and a deep-throated cough. With some practice and a little luck, the BB will fire harmlessly from your mouth and out of your life.

I hope this helps!