you shoulda replaced "SPLIT TOE" with camel toe and like fourway stretch vagina ensures a superior fit with moisture wicking ability!
etc.!
but that's prolly too much effort for spam! also every mention of foot prolly shoulda been replaced with penis or at least made it obvious that they were talking about footing someone's vagina
also thletic shoes should say, "VAGINA. "encapsulated air to cushion the penisstrike in the VAGINA"