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Once we did a school project where we put eggs in an incubator and watched them hatch. After they all hatched I got to take one home and keep it. One day I got this genius idea that I wanted the chicken and my cat to be buddies. I took the chicken out and held it in the palm of my hand in front of our cat for a couple minutes, and as soon as I thought that they were going to get along the cat picked the chicken up in his mouth and ran off.

Poor chicken......