[Kitsa]

This horrible day will not end.

I was making spaghetti for dinner. The noodles were cooked to perfection. I put the strainer atop the pot of noodles, as usual, and inverted it to drain them. The entire pot of spaghetti found its way out a 2-inch crevice on one side of the strainer and went straight down the garbage disposal.

We're out of dishwasher detergent and I can't afford to buy any till Wednesday. My hands are too torn-up to do the dishes by hand, so I tried squirting a little bit of dish soap into the dishwasher. In retrospect, not the brightest move. Our kitchen floor is covered in suds about an ankle deep.

After dinner, I'm going to bed.