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WHAT'S THIS?!
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian present
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May 4th, 2010, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Sam
NO MAN, SHE WANTS TO GET RODE LIKE A BATTLE STEED BY ME WHILE I WEAR A VIKING HELMET AND CHAINMAIL ARMOR, AND THROW AXES AT A BARMAIDEN TIED TO A LARGE BLACK OF WOOD BY HER PIGTAILS, TRYING TO CUT HER HAIR SO SHE CAN BE FREED FROM SAID BLOCK OF WOOD, THEN I SMASH SHRUB IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH MY GROG MUG AND CALL HER A FILTHY WENCH.
THEN I BURN HER FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AND WE GO AT IT ALL OVER AGAIN
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Dear Penthouse,
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