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Originally Posted by James
Women should be having orgasmic seizures that threaten to have them choke to death on their own tongues from real men, and not these tripped-out manufactured genitalia.
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YES! We should, but sadly we end up with a lot of men who don't know what the fuck they are doing (coughJamesmancough), who are self-conscious in bed or who come in 2 seconds leaving us unsatisfied, and we need to polish ourselves off.
Declan rocks my socks off in bed and I have MULTIPLE orgasms with him every time we have sex, either from sex or head etc, but he has to go to work sometimes and often there's nothing good on TV so out comes ol' slim shady (it's skinny and white and makes an annoying noise) and by the time Declan's home I'm all worked up for him! He doesn't have a problem with my toys, why the hell should you?
Have YOU ever given a woman earth shattering orgasms? No? Well then leave it alone!
You can pry my vibrator out of my cold dead hand.