[Bod]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

Dear Lord, the outlook is grim. BUT, I have managed to track down several suitable bachelors for you!

Antisocial, even by internet standards, GEOFF!
http://www.myspace.com/axila

The New Jersey High School Graduate!
http://www.myspace.com/jerzeedrive

The fucking VAMPIRE FROM KENTUCKY
www.myspace.com/kynightwalker

Representation from Florida, America's Armpit (and a Vegas import, no less):
www.myspace.com/pornguy69

And the prerequisite American football fanatic:
PABLO

Thanks for the help.

Geoff has a dodgy tash though, and I'm a little concerned that 3 out of his top 4 friends are dogs. What does this mean? Maybe he's a man of little words and that could work.

'no more goose give me sumfin else" - that's a name? I'm always suspicious of people who use z's instead of s. What's that all about? lolz and thatz. Never seen that's spelt like that before. Choice of reading "anything wit ploice files?" I reckon he could get very boring very quickly

Evil Mystic00. Oh lordy. What has he come as?

Manny, aka pornking69. Does this mean he makes porn or looks at it? Have to say, the hat turned me off and the entire 'about me 'section.

Pablo has too much facial hair.



Maybe this is why I'm single, I'm just far too picky.