[10,000 Volt Ghost]

=GRIZZERGRAVY
THE PRAM MAVEN ILLUSTRATED STORY BOOK
(NOT WORTH ILLUSTRATING)

Once in a sunless and poorly lit haven
There lived a clay-mater by the name of Pram Maven.
He slept through the day and he worked through the night,
and despite his delusions he wasn't too bright.

Pram had no life and no friends with whom to spend time,
So he sought out new buddies by posting online.
He fancied a chuckle and liked a guffaw,
So he looked up a site sporting comedy raw.
He swiftly butted heads with one "cjadthenord"
And in the process became terribly sore.
He ranted and raved, before running away
Vowing to return for his vengeance one day.

Many years later he googled his name,
but search engine results were simply always the same.
cjadthenord had loudly proclaimed him an idiot, see;
without vindication Pram would never be free.
Pram demanded they remove the tempestuous post
And quickly or else, he would emphatically boast
They would rue the day and he then told them why.
For he would crush I-Mockery with a call to the FBI.


The result were disturbing,
flat-out perturbing,
As the denizens howled with glee.
Pram was a cad
and the locals were glad
To his mind they now held the key.

They booed and they howled
And they jeered and they growled
And their hungry jaws slathered with foam
Pram cried all night
in ungainly fright
As they showed him his name and his home

It was all tricks and games,
But Pram was so lame
That his body quivered with fear
Sensing a sucker,
the bullies grew darker
And they all started to jeer:
We ignored all your lies;
We'll ignored all your cries
And we'll take everything you once held dear"

Pram was forever now broken
His mind just a token
Of the genius he once thought he was.
He called Tadao a looter
And shut off his computer
As a NORMAL person regularly does

When lo and behold,
He saw stark and bold
His reflection on his pc.

He suddenly realized
He'd been telling himself lies-
"The problem is really with me!"

He said, "fuck this place
with no standards or grace;
I need only my actual life."

I've been completely addicted
And pointlessy tricked in
To this place of boredom-borne strife.

So he went on his way
And lives to this day
In his happily self-contained fief.

This should be put on the front page of that thread too.