[Skulhedface]

Plain and simple: "SUV's suck"

"The difference between apathy and ignorance? Don't know, don't care."

"See the light. Set fire to something."

(ripped from Bill Hicks) "What did moths bump into before light bulbs were invented?"

"This bumper sticker is my attempt to be as witty as the rest of you."

"My other ride is your mother" (sorry, couldn't resist)

Borrowing from another suggestion: "I see dead people. I also saw them BEFORE I garroted them!"

"Pickles are the ultimate aphrodesiac."

*shrugs*