Simple. (Im sure this will be viewed as lame and meme'y but who cares, it's fun)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey lol
Stranger: hey
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/f/ca
u?
Stranger: 20 m aus
You: lol wow thats far
Stranger: lol
Stranger: not from aus
Stranger: m a little closer
Stranger: india
You: oh cool
wut do you like to do?
Stranger: hang out wid frends
Stranger: play soccer
Stranger: u?
You: i play soccer at my school! i do the same, friends n hang out lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: aah
Stranger: wat postion do u play?
Stranger: ?
You: usually midfielder
hang on rreal quick
Stranger:
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i defend well
Stranger: but they use me as an atacking midfiealder
You: ok bak! lol cool!
Stranger:
Stranger: so wanna talk dirty or shud i continue clean
Stranger:
You: hah! dirty is cool
Stranger: aah
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so you start
You: wel....
maybe i could sneak in your window at night? lol
Stranger: yea
Stranger: and suddenly u find me in my shorts
Stranger: nthn else
You: lol I was about to say in my soccer shorts lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ooh dat wud be sexy too
You: but yeah then I woudl come over to you asleep and maybe run my hands up and down ur legs?
Stranger: and i wud pull u up wid ur arm
Stranger: and grab ur boob
You: ooh
but wait
You: then when I was tryin to sneak up on you...
You: i'd see you woke up and saw me
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i woke up and saw u
You: yeah
would you be hard?
Stranger: i am a little shocked
Stranger: but lucky
Stranger: i am getting hard
Stranger: i can see ur slight cleavage
Stranger: i move towards u
You: then I put my hand over your mouth...
You: and I push you back down aggressively
Stranger: i just lay down
Stranger: giving u control
You: thats right
Stranger: just my arms rubbing ur pussy sometimes
You: Then i'd take out my 9 inch Jungle Waster combat knife and slide it into your chest
Stranger: aaaaah
You: You freeze from the shock while I slowly pry open your chest.
You: Then i'd reach in to whatever I could find throbbing the hardest and tell you "Shhh..."
You: "Soon we'll be together forever" and i'll smile at you
You: and kiss you until your eyes close
Stranger: ohk
Stranger: now i am turned on
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i grab hold of u
Stranger: as hard as i cud
Stranger: roll u down
Stranger: below me
Stranger: start kissing u madly
Stranger: pressing ur breast as hard as i can
You: But dude your chest is like wide open and your guts are hanging out and shit.
Stranger: who cares
Stranger: this is scary movie
Stranger: ehhehahaha
You: wat
You:
IT DIDN'T WORK 