[CaptainBubba]

Man! And just when I thought i was finally gonna be accpeted into the gang here at I-mock this guy has to show up and tottally dwarf me with his whole magnifacent act.

Dude, please teach me how to be as cool as you. I want you. i like you. I want to rub my cheeck against your exposed shoulder and lick your neck and breathe in your ear and make sweet sweet fucking gay romatic candle lit passion sex with you until we collapse from exhaustion and I kill you and you fucking die because I stabbed you you god damn fuck.