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Old May 7th, 2007, 06:41 PM       
POSTED YEARS AND YEARS AGO:

So, the first thing to know about losing one's virginity is that boys will last like twenty seconds max in all probability, and girls will have discomfort if not bleeding and pain. With this in mind, I got plastered one night and took a lass three years my senior back to my room. I was all kinds of glad that I was so intoxicated (roughly 18 drinks in my system that night), because I was lasting forever! I couldn't come even when I wanted to! Perfect!

Until I threw up and the lass excused herself as I passed out.
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