[MattJack]

I use to make something called the Ramen Surprise.

Here is what you do:

Keep your ramen in the fridge (makes you feel like it is real food). When you are hungry go to your fridge, close your eyes, and randomly pick a package of ramen (random flavor). Set it on the counter and then close your eyes again. Select two to three other items (anything goes). Go ahead and boil it all up, put it in a bowl, and allow it to cool at the kitchen table. While it cools go ahead and grab a shotgun, sit at the table, position your toe on the trigger, and put the barrel under your chin.