[MattJack]

A man's fairy tale:

An regular guy asks the girl he's adored for years out. She replies "NO!"

He rode his motorcycle off into the sunset, fucking random women he met, raced cars, went to any titty bar he wanted, hunted wild animals with a bow and arrow while shirtless, drank whiskey daily, never paid child support, landed his dream job as a hunting guide in the Savannah, kept his house, never got cheated on, spent all of his free time with his friends playing video games, his entire family thought he was cool as hell, didn't give up smoking, had way too much money in his bank account, and the whole time he never put down the toilet seat.

He lived happily ever after, the end.