[Goenitz]

Ah, Las Vegas... the city of lights, the city of angels, the city of sin, the city of lost wages, the Gulf of Mexico... my father frequents that place. Of course, he frequents any place where prostitution is readily available... such as Amsterdam, Minnesota, that one dumpster behind the Wal-Mart with the 'For A Good Time Call Candi 555-6969' spraypaint tag... he's a good man.

Regardless, when you go to Las Vegas, be sure to check in at the Luxor hotel, I've heard it's a splendid place. I've heard it's in serious contention with the Man-Beast Chyna, and how the hell they get that ship in the goddamn bottle, for the title of '9th Wonder of the World'. A large pyramid-shaped hotel and, I believe, a large Sphynx.

Best of luck, and if you happen to catch Mr. Goenitz Sr. there, tell him I made sure the cops didn't find his stash. Have fun, and enjoy yourself. Best wishes from the newest dictator in the I-Mockery community.