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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 01:39 AM       
yes, actually.


for instance...

A woman gets in an elevator. Being alone she farts. Slightly embarrassed, she reaches in her purse and sprays a bit of pine-scent air freshener.

The elevator stops and a man walks in, pushes the button to his floor, and makes a grimace.

He sniffs, then bellows "JESUS! WHO SHIT A CHRISTMAS TREE?!?!"
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