I have to say that I had the most stinky raunchy bowel movement this morning. I had to flush while dumping for the fact that the odor was like a mix of clorine and death mixed with a pungent manure. I stood up when finished and noticed that it was like a blob of jello stuck to the back of the bowl and even after several flushes it wouldn't go away. I then rolled toilet paper into balls and threw them at the monster dump and tried repeated flushing but by that time my eyes where burning so I left it there
Meh :/ what can you do?
This is a complex medaphore of my relationship with DRew.