[Schimid]

This reminds me of the family that lives next door to us, actually. A seventeen year old guy ended up getting this woman's daughter, sixteen, pregnant. I think there were two babies, but something didn't split right. Only one of everything...heart, liver, every vital organ. So they both were inevitably going to end up dead.

The mother, sixteen, hears this and bursts into tears. The grandmother, a woman of forty-something-or-other, goes to her daughter to console her. The father sheepishly mutters "So...how soon 'till we can make another mistake?"

And they're still together