[Skulhedface]

Man, you know what? I used to have a sweet ass gaming rig.

But then I got married. And she said some bullshit like "We're married. We can't live in an apartment that looks like a college kid's."

Which I would have totally ignored until my 2 year old attempted a kegstand.

Part of this story is a lie. But... Other than my NES (which finally, after 18 years, bit the dust last week), I still have just about everything.