[Tadao]

1. you decide to change jobs. do you tell me?
A: You wear the torn pantyhose in the family, so yes.

2. do you talk to my friends about what boobs look like in california?
A: Only if those boobs are yours and you are fucking me in Cali.

3. a woman calls you and i ask who it is. do you tell me it's your boss pretending to be a girl?
A: No, to test the water yet again, I say that it is a woman who wants to have a 3way.

4. after having sex you tell me you're sorry. why?
A: No, I would be lying. Even if I came within 2 seconds we both know I am not sorry am I am very pleased with myself.

5. would you ever tell my best friend that you raced to new york city after 911 and rescued a dog from the rubble?
A: Yes, that is funny and I am going to use that one a lot now. Thank you.

6. would you hide porn from me? even if it was really bad porn?
A: Of course, it's so much kinkier when I come home and your watching my hidden stash and masturbating.

7. quick we're out of milk and money doesn't come in until friday what to do?
A: I slap you across the face and tell you to calm the fuck down.

8. if i asked you how much your snap on account was up to would you lie and tell me $500 or tell the truth and say $5000?
A: The truth, I'm already busted if you're asking me.

9. we can't pay rent this month. do you promise to take care of everything and tell me not to worry or do you let me fucking handle it?
A: I slap you across the face and tell you to calm the fuck down.

10. how many cigarettes would you go outside to smoke if i was in labor at the hospital giving birth to your child?
A: Every single one I had.

11. do you own any books that don't have to do with getting rich quick?
A: I only own dirty German fetish mags.

12. have you read them?
A: I might, in order to learn how to write one sothat I can get rch quick off of people buying my book.

13. did you really go to college?
A: Please don't bring that up. It was one time and I was drunk and he said he would never say anything but then pictures where taken and then guys started calling me all the time and I started to crave it and now... now... GODDAMMIT I NEED A COCK IN MY MOUTH!

14. when i'm about to walk into a room filled with your family will you tell me "don't say anything about anything" while expecting me to know what the hell you're talking about?
A: Only after I slap you across the face.

15. do you talk in cliches?
A: :SLAP