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Old Jul 30th, 2008, 07:19 PM       
1. you decide to change jobs. do you tell me?
BABE, IF YOU WAS MY LADY I TELL YOU ERR'THING.

2. do you talk to my friends about what boobs look like in california?
Yes, and frequently.

3. a woman calls you and i ask who it is. do you tell me it's your boss pretending to be a girl?
That's a shitty lie, so no.

4. after having sex you tell me you're sorry. why?
For spunking too early, on you, or in you if you're not on the pill or if I don't have a domer on.

5. would you ever tell my best friend that you raced to new york city after 911 and rescued a dog from the rubble?
Only if your best friend is really gullible and hot.

6. would you hide porn from me? even if it was really bad porn?
No. I don't care who knows that I enjoy porn.

7. quick we're out of milk and money doesn't come in until friday what to do?
Bring in all the empties and get milk/cigarettes.

8. if i asked you how much your snap on account was up to would you lie and tell me $500 or tell the truth and say $5000?
I'd probably lie.

9. we can't pay rent this month. do you promise to take care of everything and tell me not to worry or do you let me fucking handle it?
I'd let ya handle it.

10. how many cigarettes would you go outside to smoke if i was in labor at the hospital giving birth to your child?
Depends on how stressed out I am. I mean, a man needs his relief.

11. do you own any books that don't have to do with getting rich quick?
Almost exclusively!

12. have you read them?
Almost all of them!

13. did you really go to college?
Still in!

14. when i'm about to walk into a room filled with your family will you tell me "don't say anything about anything" while expecting me to know what the hell you're talking about?
No. But then, I don't like my family so we'd just avoid that.

15. do you talk in cliches?
Only when it's bound to amuse or annoy.
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