1. you decide to change jobs. do you tell me?
Tell you what now?
2. do you talk to my friends about what boobs look like in california?
If California boobs are indeed worthy of discussion then I am hell of jealous right now
3. a woman calls you and i ask who it is. do you tell me it's your boss pretending to be a girl?
It could very well be a girl
and my boss. What an age we live in
4. after having sex you tell me you're sorry. why?
You know why
5. would you ever tell my best friend that you raced to new york city after 911 and rescued a dog from the rubble?
I don't have the muscles to prove such a lie
6. would you hide porn from me? even if it was really bad porn?
Yeah, probably, but I don't buy porn anyway so if you found some
I'd be the one asking the questions.
7. quick we're out of milk and money doesn't come in until friday what to do?
Oh shit I don't know
Uh well maybe the neighbors have some? Oh god
8. if i asked you how much your snap on account was up to would you lie and tell me $500 or tell the truth and say $5000?
We'd be rich as hell dear don't even worry about it
9. we can't pay rent this month. do you promise to take care of everything and tell me not to worry or do you let me fucking handle it?
More like we CAN pay rent this month. Unless you had something to do with it
10. how many cigarettes would you go outside to smoke if i was in labor at the hospital giving birth to your child?
None I'd be right there with you watching every nauseating second because you told me to
11. do you own any books that don't have to do with getting rich quick?
I don't own ANY get-rich-quick books :bonuspoints
12. have you read them?
Not all of them
13. did you really go to college?
Still am. And not only that bet when I do get my degree I'll hang it up in a conspicuous place so that you'll have to look at it every damn day
14. when i'm about to walk into a room filled with your family will you tell me "don't say anything about anything" while expecting me to know what the hell you're talking about?
Hopefully I won't have to say a word and the daggers I'll stare into your eyes will be enough.
15. do you talk in cliches?[/quote]
No way that shit really grinds my gears