- Get to NY and see Joey Ramone while he's still alive
- Stop apologizing for everything.
- Don't get into a car with idiot #1.
- Don't let your mom say okay and then pressure you into it when idiot #2 asks you on a date.
- Don't waste time on idiot #3, he's a liar and a cheater.
- Strangle idiot #4 while you still can.
-Appreciate your great-grandmother and great-aunt while you can, because you'll miss them horribly when they're gone.
- You don't HAVE to get married, no matter what you think.
- You don't have to take as much shit as you think you do.