I KNEW this would be a Max Burbank article.
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AAAAAAAAAAAHH! AAAAAAAAAAGH! SWEET fuckin' CHRIST, my HEART! Shit, man. SHIT! That is the fuckin' scariest costume I have ever seen in my life, I thought you were gonna fuckin' murder me. I'm just kidding. You look like crap.
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Hilarious. The last dog one made me laugh for like a minute.
Oh, and you have a typo scared as sacred in there somewheres.