So I went to the Red Cross today to give blood for the first time ever, and when they pricked my finger and started squeezing the fuck out of it I got a little dizzy. I told them about this, and the nurse started FUCKING OUT and made me put my head between my knees and cough a lot.
Then she determined that I wasn't qualified to donate blood because I would definantly faint if they took as much out of me as they were planning to, and they sent me on my way with a little sticker that said "I tried."
My mom laughed at me.
