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Old May 26th, 2005, 02:52 PM        Re: MATT HARTY
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I hate you and everything you stand for. If I ever ran into you in real life rest assured I would knock you out by breaking a bottle of Merlot over your head, drag you to the local butcher's shop, bind and gag you with razor wire, wake you up using a capsule of smelling salts, and then insert you feet first into the meat grinder and enjoy a nice "Harty" hamburger.
I love this woman.
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Have you ever had a hatchet go right through your face? Not a glancing blow, but a full-on shot, deep into your forehead? Deep enough so you can shake your head and the hatchet doesn't fall out? It's the strangest feeling. Because just after the hatchet goes in, and before you feel any pain, you can feel a gentle puff of cool air on your brain. It feels good. But since it's the only way to get that feeling, I try not to get hung up on it.
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