[MattJack]

A guy is walking on the beach and he comes across a woman with no arms or legs. She's crying.

"What's wrong?"

She says she's never been touched by a man and continues crying.

He feels pretty bad, so he gives her a strong hug, but she continues crying. He asks why she's still crying.

"I've never been kissed by a man."

Feeling worse, he decides to give her a passionate kiss. Afterward, she's still sobbing, so he asks what is the matter.

"I've, I've never been fucked by a man."

He picks her up and throws her into the ocean, then yells "There ya go, now you're fucked."