That was pretty good.
I'm here because misery loves company, and you've made me miserable. If you want to get rid of me, you'll have to make me happy. The only way you can do that is to petition for my name to be removed from the threads on this site.
And for the last time, Pram Maven means "Parameter Random Access Memory expert". It has fuck-all to do with children. The fact that it is even spelled the same (despite the former being an acronym and not an actual word) is unfortunate for me and coincidental.