Cpt. if you ever are in a position where a fight is almost happening, do yourself a favour and be the guy to throw the first punch. There's nothing more humiliating that somebody faking a punch at you and you reflexively withdrawing spastically like a little girl. If you ever see a move coming, don't wait to see if it's a fake. Beat the head and the body will fall
Just in case.
I feel like the black dude in punch out giving out handjobs.