[T-Rex]

I got a phonecall like this one time. It might be the same guy.

Me: "Hello?"
Voice: "Aw waddup homeslice! Whas poppin' D!?"
Me: "Nu'n much crackerbread! What's good wit chu mofo?"
Voice: "It all good in da hood brotherman! I got some news dogg!"
Me: "Yeah? What's up?"
Voice: "Can we interest you in Orange Home Broadband..."
Me: [Click]

Sneaky-assed mofo!