[Helm]

I saved my cat from a near-fatal choke attack by picking her up and violently shaking her. She owes me her life now and it was hilarious.


(no it wasn't I was in shock for 10 minutes after even thinking about the probability that my cat most likely would have died if I didn't go in the room at that point. Fucking women. First they sleep on your lap, then they own your soul)