[McMock]

No, it would not. I have to be careful not to respond to frequently in this thread, otherwise I would be an attentionwhore, but I will answer this.

If you are reading this post, then you are reading the wrong post, because the post you should have been reading, and the one which would have explained to you why this thread exists, is the first one. I see no reason to explain to you again the mechanisms of this contest, but I'll do it anyway because you read this far and I have pity on you for it.

This is a contest. You score by being pretty. The very best way to prove that you are pretty is by posting your picture. You can try to win by being convincing, but an actual pretty picture tends to be a lot better at conveying truth than a post.

I would personally not mind if this thread was the new 'post your mug here' thread, but I highly doubt I would be allowed to start a thread of that caliber, seeing as the last three threads I ever started here got moved, and the one before that deleted - I have only 100something posts and post count seems to amount for a LOT here on this forum - and because I'm not Mockery, who owns this place and probably kind of feels it's an alpha-male thing to have that thread in place with his name in it.

I apologise if I have offended you with my language. It was not my intention.

Now let us continue this contest - that is - unless I've ruined the mood now, or this thread has been deleted or moved already.