[McClain]

It's gasoline powered?
It's got a laser beam?
It plays MP3's?
You can put your weed in there?
It's actually just a leftover NES controller?
It's a SUPERJOY 4000?
The controller has AI?
It looks like genitals?
It's solar powered?
It has 46 buttons?
It responds to voice commands?
There IS NO controller, the games are controlled by your mind?
The controller looks like a pair of scissors?

JUST TELL US ALREADY!