[Kitsa]

I have a costume party to go to and now I have to figure out an idea. If it were just me on my own, amusing myself, I would probably go ahead with my "Joey Ramone but short, fat, and also a woman", but now I have to think up something that will work as half of a couples costume, or a family costume.

I am short and fat. He is tall and fat. Shrek and Fiona worked out well for us last year but we can't do that two years in a row.

I'm having trouble finding costumes that aren't slutty. I'm just not the type.